got a family of 4 in my house :)X
my husband died, just me n the kids :(X
”we’re not calling him dad.”
i am legitimately interested in this story
every other weekend, he has his kid, from a previous marriage, over.
we got a couple of dalmatians
goddammit cruella not this shit again
I tried to not reblog this.
Anonymous asked: i see tea in your future...
Omg you little shit you know I don’t like tea!
Anonymous asked: a soulmate will soon buy you coffee to make up for the tea jokes...
Right ok, you’re forgiven
Anonymous asked: CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON!
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
i ship it
We are dating
OH COOL LOOK A NEW MESSAGE!
THAT BAD BOY RIGHT THERE IS A VIRUS.
YEP, YOU HIT THAT TEMPTING LITTLE CIRCLE AND YOU HAVE A ONE WAY TRIP TO VIRUS-VILLE ON THE MY COMPUTER IS NOW CRASHED BUS!
DON’T CLICK IT.
CLICK IT AND YOUR HACKED.
CLICK IT AND YOUR COMPUTER DIES.
CLICK IT AND BASICALLY YOU’RE SCREWED.
I *just* got this 2mins after seeing this post. Thank goodness you reblogged this.
when your otp is about to kiss
and then they pull away at the last second
What if Percy and Annabeth were just shopping at the mall and Annabeth tells Percy to try on these nice skinny jeans so he does and he doesn’t like them and Annabeth’s like why not and Percy says
the sea doesn’t like to be restrained
Percy Jackson in a nutshell
#i love how you can see the exact point #where he just thinks #oh fucking shit
Eleven is basically a walking reaction gif library.
I think this is my new favorite thing in the whole world
i think a group of baby chicks should be called a “cuddle” because fucking look at this
THERE WAS PLENTY OF ROOM IN THE REST OF THE THING
”..so yeah, I’m a pretty good skateboarder myself-“
“Oh really, Jackson? Then how come you apparently crashed head first into a bush yesterday after trying to skate down the hill?
“W-who told you that?”
“Annabeth, duhhh. We ARE gal pals, you know.”
Percy *awkwardly rolls away into Tartarus out of embarrassment*
All I want in HoH is FRIENDSHIP FRIENDSHIP FRIENDSHIP like can we please have a huge step away from the romance and see more girly bonding moments and bromances and guy-girl platonic relationships and dorkiness can we just have that please
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG